diff --git a/mods/poop/init.lua b/mods/poop/init.lua
index f7eb507..f4a4041 100644
--- a/mods/poop/init.lua
+++ b/mods/poop/init.lua
@@ -71,11 +71,11 @@ minetest.register_on_player_receive_fields(function(player, formname, fields)
     end
 end)
 storyText = {}
-storyText[0] = "Click next to continue. Do NOT close the formspec by pressing the Escape key, or the game may break. To my knowledge, this is impossible to solve with the current Lua API."
-storyText[1] = "Welcome To ShittingSim! Very Advanced, Educational, and Cultural Minetest Game!"
-storyText[2] = "So the story is simple. You are eating so many pickles and beans and drinking milk then you feel heavly that you have to take a shit."
-storyText[3] = "You accidently use your flux capacitor and time travel to the future city where you are shitting all over the place."
-storyText[4] = "You have to run from future robocops and pack 100 shits into boxes! Good Luck!"
+
+storyText[1] = "Welcome to the state-of-the-art Shitting Simulator! A very advanced, educational, and culturally significant Minetest Game!"
+storyText[2] = "So the story is simple: You've eaten so many pickles and beans and drank so much milk that your rectum will burst if you don't take a shit in the next two minutes."
+storyText[3] = "You accidently use your flux capacitor and travel in time to the far future, where you find yourself in a city where you are shitting all over the place."
+storyText[4] = "You have to run from the robocops and pack 100 pieces of shit into boxes! Good luck!"
 function getStoryFormspec(number)
     storyFormspec =
     {