438 lines
13 KiB
Lua
438 lines
13 KiB
Lua
currentPage = 1
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minetest.register_item(":", { -- Hand
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type = "none",
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wield_image = "Poop.png",
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wield_scale = {x=1.5,y=2,z=4.5},
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range = 5,
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tool_capabilities = {
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max_drop_level = 0,
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full_punch_interval = 0.4,
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groupcaps =
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{
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oddly_breakable_by_hand = {times={[1]=3.50,[2]=2.00,[3]=0.70}, uses=0},
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snappy = {times={[3]=0, [2]=0, [1]=0}, uses=0, maxlevel=3},
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crumbly = {times={[1]=0, [2]=0, [3]=0}, uses=0, maxlevel=3},
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cracky = {times={[1]=0, [2]=0, [3]=0}, uses=0, maxlevel=3},
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choppy = {times={[1]=0, [2]=0, [3]=0}, uses=0, maxlevel=3},
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},
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damage_groups = {fleshy = 3, snappy = 2},
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}
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})
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minetest.register_on_player_receive_fields(function(player, formname, fields)
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if formname ~= "story:story_formspec" then
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return
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end
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if formname == "story:story_formspec" then
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if fields.next then
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if currentPage >= 4 then
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minetest.close_formspec(player:get_player_name(), "story:story_formspec")
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-- teleport player to 10 9.5 18
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player:setpos({x=10, y=9.5, z=18})
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return
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end
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currentPage = currentPage + 1 -- Fuck Lua and its lack of arithmetic assignment operators
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minetest.show_formspec(player:get_player_name(), "story:story_formspec", table.concat(getStoryFormspec(currentPage), "\n"))
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elseif fields.back and currentPage >= 0 then
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currentPage = currentPage - 1 -- Fuck Lua and its lack of arithmetic assignment operators
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minetest.show_formspec(player:get_player_name(), "story:story_formspec", table.concat(getStoryFormspec(currentPage), "\n"))
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elseif fields.exit then
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--minetest.kick_player(player:get_player_name(), "Fuck you in particular")
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minetest.request_shutdown("The game has crashed due to the citizen's neglience.\n This incident will be reported.")
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elseif fields.quit then
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minetest.after(0.2, function() minetest.show_formspec(player:get_player_name(), "story:story_formspec", table.concat(getStoryFormspec(currentPage), "\n")) end)
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end
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end
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end)
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storyText = {}
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storyText[1] = "Welcome to the state-of-the-art Shitting Simulator! A very advanced, educational, and culturally significant Minetest Game!"
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storyText[2] = "So the story is simple: You've eaten so many pickles and beans and drank so much milk that your rectum will burst if you don't take a shit in the next two minutes."
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storyText[3] = "You accidently use your flux capacitor and travel in time to the far future, where you find yourself in a city where you are shitting all over the place."
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storyText[4] = "You have to run from the robocops and pack 100 pieces of shit into boxes! Good luck!"
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function getStoryFormspec(number)
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storyFormspec =
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{
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"formspec_version[4]",
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"size[18, 16]",
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"bgcolor[brown]",
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"position[0.5, 0.5]",
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"style_type[button;bgcolor=yellow;textcolor=green]",
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"hypertext[1, 12.5; 12, 5;;<global halign=center color=black size=20 font=Regular>" .. storyText[number] .. "]\n",
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"image[1, .2; 16, 12;" .. number .. ".png]",
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"button[13, 12.3; 4, 1;back;Back]",
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"button[13, 13.6; 4, 1;next;Next]",
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"button[13, 14.9; 4, 1;exit;Quit]"
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}
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return storyFormspec
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end
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is_game_started = false
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is_game_finished = false
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function ending()
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end
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function begining()
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end
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destruction_counter = {}
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destruction_counter.nodesDestroyed = 0
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local nodesDestroyedByHand = 0
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local idText
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local idMeter
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minetest.register_item(":", { -- Hand
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type = "none",
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wield_image = "Poop.png",
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wield_scale = {x=1.5,y=2,z=4.5},
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range = 5,
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tool_capabilities = {
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max_drop_level = 0,
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full_punch_interval = 0.4,
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groupcaps =
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{
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oddly_breakable_by_hand = {times={[1]=3.50,[2]=2.00,[3]=0.70}, uses=0},
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snappy = {times={[3]=0, [2]=0, [1]=0}, uses=0, maxlevel=3},
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crumbly = {times={[1]=0, [2]=0, [3]=0}, uses=0, maxlevel=3},
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cracky = {times={[1]=0, [2]=0, [3]=0}, uses=0, maxlevel=3},
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choppy = {times={[1]=0, [2]=0, [3]=0}, uses=0, maxlevel=3},
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},
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damage_groups = {fleshy = 3, snappy = 2},
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}
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})
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minetest.register_on_joinplayer(function(player)
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meta = player:get_meta()
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idText = player:hud_add({
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hud_elem_type = "text",
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position = {x = .5, y = .5},
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offset = {x = 0, y = 0},
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text = nodesDestroyed,
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alignment = {x = 0, y = 0}, -- center aligned
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scale = {x = 100, y = 100}, -- covered later
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})
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player:hud_add({
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hud_elem_type = "image",
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position = {x = 1, y = .5},
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offset = {x = -515, y = 23},
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text = "destruction_counter_meter_empty.png",
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scale = {x = 4, y = 4},
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alignment = {x = 1, y = 0},
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})
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idMeter = player:hud_add({
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hud_elem_type = "image",
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position = {x = 1, y = .5},
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offset = {x = -510, y = 23},
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text = "destruction_counter_meter_full.png",
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scale = {x = 0, y = 4},
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alignment = {x = 1, y = 0},
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})
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end)
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function destruction_counter.updateCounter(player)
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if not player then
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return
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end
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local totalDestruction = destruction_counter.nodesDestroyed + math.floor(nodesDestroyedByHand / 10)
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local percentage = (totalDestruction / 100 * 4)
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if percentage > 100 then
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percentage = 100
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end
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player:hud_change(idText, "text", "Shitting & Packing Meter: " .. totalDestruction)
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player:hud_change(idMeter, "scale", {x = percentage, y = 4})
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end
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function sraj_dzwiek()
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--make random sound
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local sounds = {
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"shitting1",
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"shitting2",
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"shitting3"}
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local sound = sounds[math.random(1, #sounds)]
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minetest.sound_play(sound, {pos = pos, gain = 2.0, max_hear_distance = 10})
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end
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function pakuj_guwno()
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local sounds = {
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"shit_packing1",
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"shit_packing2",
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"shit_packing3"}
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local sound = sounds[math.random(1, #sounds)]
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minetest.sound_play(sound, {pos = pos, gain = 2.0, max_hear_distance = 10})
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end
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minetest.register_node("poop:box", {
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description = "cardboard box",
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tiles = {"box_top_closed.png","box_top_closed.png", "box_long_side.png", "box_long_side.png", "box_long_side.png", "box_long_side.png"},
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drop = 'poop:box',
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legacy_mineral = true,
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drawtype = "nodebox",
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paramtype = "light",
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node_box = {
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type = "fixed",
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fixed = {
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{-0.3125, -0.5, -0.375, 0.3125, -0.0625, 0.375}, -- NodeBox1
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}
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}
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:ladder_steel", {
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description = "Ladder",
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drawtype = "signlike",
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tiles = {"ladder.png"},
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paramtype = "light",
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paramtype2 = "wallmounted",
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sunlight_propagates = true,
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walkable = false,
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climbable = true,
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is_ground_content = false,
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selection_box = {
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type = "wallmounted",
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--wall_top = = <default>
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--wall_bottom = = <default>
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--wall_side = = <default>
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},
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groups = {cracky = 2},
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})
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-- make a tool called flashlight that can be used to light up the world
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minetest.register_tool("poop:flashlight", {
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description = "Flashlight",
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inventory_image = "flashlight.png",
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wield_image = "flashlight.png",
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wield_scale = {x=1,y=1,z=1},
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tool_capabilities = {
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full_punch_interval = 1.0,
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max_drop_level=0,
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groupcaps={
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cracky = {times={[1]=3.00, [2]=0.70, [3]=0.40}, uses=20, maxlevel=1},
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},
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damage_groups = {fleshy=2},
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},
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light_source = 14,
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})
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minetest.register_tool("poop:tool", {
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description = "My Tool",
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inventory_image = "flux_capacitor.png",
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tool_capabilities = {
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full_punch_interval = 1.5,
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max_drop_level = 1,
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groupcaps = {
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crumbly = {
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maxlevel = 2,
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uses = 20,
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times = { [1]=1.60, [2]=1.20, [3]=0.80 }
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},
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},
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damage_groups = {fleshy=2},
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},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:floor", {
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description = "Floor",
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tiles = {"floor.png"},
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drop = 'poop:floor',
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legacy_mineral = true, groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:Poop", {
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description = "Just Shit",
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tiles = {"Poop.png"},
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drop = 'poop:PoopItem', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:tv", {
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description = "CRT TV",
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tiles = {
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"PC2.png",
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"PC2.png",
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"PC2.png",
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"PC2.png",
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"PC2.png",
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"PC.png"
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},
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paramtype2 = "facedir",
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drop = 'poop:Poop', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:bricks", {
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description = "Bricks",
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tiles = {"Bricks.png"},
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drop = 'poop:grey_bricks', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:grey_bricks", {
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description = "Bricks 2",
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tiles = {"Bricks2.png"}, groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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drop = 'poop:grey_bricks', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:planks", {
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description = "Planks",
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tiles = {"Planks.png"},
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drop = 'poop:planks', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:purpleblock", {
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description = "Purple Block",
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tiles = {"purpleblock.png"},
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drop = 'poop:purpleblock', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:purpleblock", {
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description = "Purple Block",
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tiles = {"purpleblock.png"},
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drop = 'poop:purpleblock', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:redblock", {
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description = "Red Block",
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tiles = {"redblock.png"},
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drop = 'poop:redblock', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:aquablock", {
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description = "Aqua Block",
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tiles = {"aquablock.png"},
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drop = 'poop:aquablock', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:glass", {
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description = "Glass",
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tiles = {"glass.png"},
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drop = 'poop:glass', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:Poop2", {
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description = "Poop with more density",
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tiles = {"sraka.png"},
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drop = 'poop:Poop', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:glowing_block", {
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description = "Glowing Block",
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tiles = {"glowing_block.png"},
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drop = 'poop:glowing_block', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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light_source = 14
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})
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minetest.register_node("poop:flux_capacitor", {
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description = "Flux Capacitor from Back to the Future",
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tiles = {"fluxcap2.png", "fluxcap2.png","fluxcap2.png","fluxcap.png","fluxcap2.png","fluxcap2.png"},
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drop = 'poop:Poop', groups = {cracky=3, stone=1},
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})
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minetest.register_alias("mapgen_stone", "poop:floor")
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local pooped_things = 0
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minetest.register_craftitem("poop:plumba", {
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description = "Plumba",
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inventory_image = "plumba.png",
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on_use = function(itemstack, user, pointed_thing)
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-- check if pointing at a node
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if pointed_thing.type ~= "node" then
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return
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end
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if pooped_things >= 100 then
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is_game_finished = true
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return
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end
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-- get node at pointed thing position
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local node = minetest.get_node(pointed_thing.under)
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-- check if node is poop
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if node.name == "poop:Poop" then
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minetest.remove_node(pointed_thing.under)
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minetest.add_node(pointed_thing.under, {name="poop:box"})
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minetest.chat_send_player(user:get_player_name(), "You packed "..pooped_things.." shits!")
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pooped_things = pooped_things + 1
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destruction_counter.nodesDestroyed = pooped_things
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destruction_counter.updateCounter(user)
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pakuj_guwno()
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return itemstack
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else if node.name == "poop:Poop2" then
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minetest.remove_node(pointed_thing.under)
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minetest.add_node(pointed_thing.under, {name="poop:box"})
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minetest.chat_send_player(user:get_player_name(), "You packed "..pooped_things.." shits!")
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pakuj_guwno()
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pooped_things = pooped_things + 1
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destruction_counter.nodesDestroyed = pooped_things
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destruction_counter.updateCounter(user)
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return itemstack
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end
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end
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end
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})
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minetest.register_craftitem("poop:pooper", {
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description = "Pooper",
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inventory_image = "SHITitem.png",
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on_use = function(itemstack, user, pointed_thing)
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-- check if pointing at a node
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if pointed_thing.type ~= "node" then
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return
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end
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-- make a random number between 1 and 10
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local random_number = math.random(1, 10)
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if random_number < 5 then
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local node = minetest.get_node(pointed_thing.above)
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if node.name == "air" then
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minetest.add_node(pointed_thing.above, {name="poop:Poop"})
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else
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minetest.add_node(pointed_thing.under, {name="poop:Poop"})
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end
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else
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local node = minetest.get_node(pointed_thing.above)
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if node.name == "air" then
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minetest.add_node(pointed_thing.above, {name="poop:Poop2"})
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else
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minetest.add_node(pointed_thing.under, {name="poop:Poop2"})
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end
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end
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sraj_dzwiek()
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return itemstack
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end,
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})
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minetest.register_on_joinplayer(function(player)
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-- teleport to 0,0,0
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player:setpos({x=0, y=0, z=0})
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minetest.show_formspec(player:get_player_name(), "story:story_formspec", table.concat(getStoryFormspec(1), "\n"))
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player:get_inventory():set_list("main", {})
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-- set time to day
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minetest.set_timeofday(0.5)
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minetest.sound_play("pooping_together", {
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gain = 1,
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pitch = 1,
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loop = true,
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})
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player:get_inventory():add_item("main", "poop:plumba")
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player:get_inventory():add_item("main", "poop:pooper")
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begining()
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end) |